Sunday, December 27, 2009

What people will do for attention.

Ok, I promise I really don't want these stories. Things just happen to me. Or...I happen to me. In this case, I really am my own worst enemy.

Last Tues, 22nd, I woke up sick. I went to work but then came home around noon to lay down. Except I was very rarely laying down since I spent most of my time in the bathroom (too much info, I know). Around 2p I felt myself getting real dizzy and weak and I yelled for Debbie. I then tried to make my way to the bed. But on the way, I passed out, fell and hit my face on the nightstand. Poor Deb came into the room and had quite a sight in front of her. I'm so thankful that my sister now lives with me!

She got me dressed and had me on my way to the hospital before I knew what was happening. When I got to the ER, everyone acted so quickly. My cloudy memories were that I was incredibly cold, weak & hungry. To make a long story short, I really tore up the left side of my face. There was a hole at the top of my nose that went down to the bone. I cut my face from the top right of my nose to the bottom left of my eye. Tore my cheek, under my nose, inside & under my mouth, and on my chin. Because I tore my eyelid in half, they had to get a plastic surgeon to come in and repair it. So they put me under & the surgeon worked his magic. Now make no mistake, I begged him to give me a new nose while he was at it. But he just wasn't in the Christmas mood.

It's now Sun night and I feel great. This pic was taken on Thurs, so I actually had looked much worse than this...but thankfully, I now look much better. I've been able to open my eye for the first time this evening. It's still swollen and yellow but let me tell you...it looks fantasic comparatively.

So next time you are sick, let this face be a reminder to you to drink lots of water.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Happy Thursday...Special Guest!

Our good friend Callie Payne stops by to give us single ladies some advice (and by "stops by" I mean "we dragged her kicking and screaming")

PS. This is an old vlog that somehow got unpublished...so I'm putting it back on the vlog where it belongs.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

A huge thanks for ALL those who sent in their vlogs.
Unfortunately, we could only choose one. And since we do have a soft spot for dancing, the winner is (completely unbiased)....

Hosanna's fantastic little sister, Bekah and her equally fantastic bestie, Neva!!!! Way to go, ladies! (And they didn't even know that I had just conquered this Miley Cyrus dance)

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone back in the States.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

MFEO

Please meet my new best friend. We talked for an hour before we got on our flight to Germany and I found out he was in Gary Sinese band...The Lt Dan Band (Forest Gump). I have to say that I thought he was so fun and when I googled him and saw this video, I realized that we were meant to be together. Just look at those dance moves! Obviously he's seen my blog and my own sweet moves and had to sit by me. Now I just need to go buy a pair of matching acid wash jeans.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Happy Thursday! Little Quiches (not LB)

I guess I should explain that when I left the 1st shower, I looked at my invitation again and realized that Betsy's shower was 10 houses down. What are the chances that there would be 2 baby showers going on (both having a boy), on the same street, on the same morning? Apparently in my case, quite high.



Hosanna and her *Element of Surprise*

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Israel dot.

I would like to give a special SHOUT OUT! to KK. Not my KK. Hoser's KK. Why do you get this very special SHOUT OUT! you may ask??? Because you gave me a dot in Israel on my map. And that makes me so very happy.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Happy Thursday!

This weeks Happy Thursday vlog should come with a warning: Not That Funny. We only had a couple minutes and greatness did not strike us in those minutes.

I've been wanting to do some vlogs during the week but my computer is making this irritating sound in the background... hopefully it will get fixed soon...in the meantime there is this one. Don't fall asleep.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Happy Thursday Delay.

Tomorrow's Happy Thursday ep will be posted either later in the week or it will be a double feature next week. Look, good things come to those that wait. Or in our case, Mediocre things come to those that wait.

Yes, my Mullet has been fixed...except now the back of my head is shaved. My haircut now almost makes me miss the beloved Mullet do.

Off I go to San Fran!

Monday, October 12, 2009

Jiminy Glick Classic

The other day I thought of Martin Short's old show Jiminy Glick...Oh how it made me laugh. I was surprised to find out that the people I was hanging out with this weekend had never heard of it. So here is a classic interview that Jiminy Glick has with Ben Stiller. I love the line "Oh that's what they're calling it these days". hahahaha. FYI. After re-watching it I realized that its PG13
Primetime Glick
Martin Short - Ben Stiller
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Story 1 or 2? America decides.

Under two minutes. This will probably never happen again...so enjoy it.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Happy Thursday!

Leslie + Hosanna = Humble... John Piper said so!



Not only do we give a movie review...but we totally spoil the ending.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Stac advertises smoking.

It's a shame I was made to take this video down. Highly irritated by it. You hear me?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

hahahahahahaha!


So some friends came over to swim on Thursday and what fun it was! Now Deb AND Stac told me not to show anyone this pic...but come on, isn't it fantastic?! Don't be jealous...of my hair, my belly button that's peaking out, or my deformed left arm that can't turn and wave.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I need just one person.

Here I also tackle the age old question of "how low can you go".

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Random thoughts

Ok, so these are my random thoughts for the day.

I need to pick up smoking. I was at QT today and I saw a size 0 lady get a carton of ciggies. Hey - it may takes year off my life...but at least they'd be skinny years.

I love the show LEVERAGE that's on TNT. Am glad it's finally back.

Going to tan is like going to work out. I absolutely dread going but love the feeling when I'm done.

I have wayyyyyy too much stuff. One person does not need a 4 bedroom house full of useless items. I'm ready to sell everything I have and move to someplace exotic.

Bejewelled on my touch ipod. 44 million points. I'm basically Yoda of the Bejewelled world.

So You Think You Can Dance - I sit on my couch, eating a KitKat thinking "I can do that". And then when I get up, I realize my back hurts, my shoulder hurts, and my knees popped out of joint again. And that's just from laying down.

RedBox movies - did you know you could return your movie at any redbox location? It doesn't have to be at the one you got it at. My brother rents movies in Dallas and then the kids watch it on the drive down to McAllen - and he just returns the movies there. Brilliant.

If you're trying to lose weight, you can't have a Chick-fil-A milkshake...ever.

Am glad July is almost over. Didn't laugh nearly enough. Don't even know if I played cards. Will rectify for August.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Jono & LB - we talk nonsense

Sorry it's hard to hear. If you can't hear something, don't worry...you didn't miss anything.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Recap of Jillian getting busy.

Yes, it's a long recap. But you asked for it :)

Fave memories of Grace Church

For those that don't know already, last Sunday was my last Sunday at Grace Church. My whole family now goes to Gateway in Southlake and I'm going to join them. I absolutely loved going to Grace and am thankful for all my friends there. But have no fear, you will still be seeing me around.

Monday, June 22, 2009

The Bachelorette...Let's Discuss.

Ok, so I'm thinking that I need to look more presentable in my next vlog b/c I really do need to care more. But I couldn't go to bed w/o discussing

Friday, June 5, 2009

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Weekend Ramblings

Shout out to Tami Davidson! And since it's Sunday I think a Shout Out to Jesus is only right. Tami, you are in good company.

Friday, May 29, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STACIE!

Oh dear. I watched this video and noticed that my nose has never looked bigger! It was so bad that Hosanna told me "Leslie, just so you know, it's not nearly that big in real life." Which in it's own special way made me feel better.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

What's in YOUR pool?

Please notice the look of concern on my face when she tells me about Tony's work hours. I never realized I cared so much.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I'm a Carnie...

If you REALLY need a laugh

I thought this was deleted and then of course Stacie found it...that girl can find anything. But we laughed so hard that I had to share it. Maybe I should title this "why I'm single". Enjoy the laugh.

My mom just saw this one and is embarrased that I'm her daughter and didn't have enough sense not to show it. chuckle. chuckle.